Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey for Governor of Minnesota

"I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares. I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy." He also wrestles professionally under the name "Rocky Flash" and promises to publicly impale terrorists on the steps of the state capital building. Now THAT'S a candidate!