All our communication technologies appear to be stable for the time being, which gives us the breathing room necessary to research better, cheaper, more reliable alternatives ... like walkie talkies, two-way television sets, morse code, the fucking post office, ANYTHING ... but clearly land lines and DSL are not the answer. Since reconnecting to the machine, Lori and I have been busy with a variety of very important, exciting secret projects that if you don't already know about then they're none of your business. If they succeed, you'll hear about them, probably on the news.

Rudy Ray Moore will be at the Funhouse on March 16th, so put your weight on it.