Congratulations, you magnificent bastard.

Soren is now legally licensed to cut hair in the city of Chicago, but he still needs to keep his day job teaching inner-city juvenile delinquents about history ... like there is such a thing. Anyhow, he just graduated, so that's cool, maybe his mom'll get off his back now and he can start a band again.

Why do you look so much more like Morrissey with each passing year?

PS. Whoops, I forgot, Soren is in a band ... The Blue Ribbon Glee Club.