Would you take beauty advice from a girl who claims to have never looked perfect a day in her life? I myself have been gifted with fabulous genes ... I am effortlessly beautiful and catch every eye in every room I enter, and I only get more handsome with each passing year. But everyone else (you know who you are) might wanna check out Missadventures, which examines "the finer points of budget beauty." Turns out posture, exercise and comfortable shoes are the key, as well as putting food on your face. Good advice, but my wife makes her own deodorant, so we're already off the grid cosmetically ...