The End Times jetted down to Evergreen State in Olympia Tuesday to play on the college radio station KAOS ... and I do mean jet, as I earned my first ever speeding ticket on the drive there, nabbed by The Man for doing 74 in a 60. I pride myself on being a safe driver, but I was overtaken by some righteous Seger on the box and got the leadfoot. My cop looked like Robert Blake and spoke with a vague accent that I can only assume was fake, as the Washington State Patrol is well known for various types of subtle psychological tricks. We hit the studios in plenty of time despite and played a fine set, so all was well, but this project is really starting to cost.