Have another stick of gum, man, you look better already.

Hey everybody, guess what? It turns out that the greatest song ever written is "Motorhead," by Motorhead. Yes, it is, and I have proof! Download this LP, listen to the song ten times in a row like I just did and you'll see what I mean. I ain't felt this good for an hour ...

Wait a minute, maybe the greatest song ever written is "On Parole." I guess it doesn't matter ... it's good to be free again, it's good to be me again.